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31 Mar Captain John Mayer Takes Over The Seas

Posted at 11:30h in Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity News, Entertainment, Music by drfunkenberry 4 Comments

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John Mayer The Sailor. Photo: Splashnewsonline.com

John. John. JOHN! What is up with the short shorts? Glad you have a sense of humor to wear this and that is why you pull it off.

Well, I guess it is a little bit more fabric than the mankini from last year.

John Mayer & The Mankini. File Photo

Sorry, we had to pull it out (no pun intended) for old times sake.-Dr.FB

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liz
Posted at 05:37h, 26 April

Ahhhh,there’s my Captain.=)
lolercoaster
Posted at 21:26h, 20 July

haha Mell obvi slept with him and only after that did she realize he wasn’t looking for a relationship. She has been heartbroken and seeking solace from her cat, Mr. Jenks, ever since.
Mell
Posted at 22:14h, 28 March

A few things about this “mankini” picture.
1.) Damn he’s pale. Ew.
2.) He’s very lowly endowed, I don’t know why he’s so confident.
3.) LOL HE’S GOT NO DICK.
4.) ROFL AT HIS LACK OF ANY MANHOOD!
5.) HAHAHAHAHA!
Just stating the facts. This is one of the many reasons I don’t like white boys. ((:
Marc
Posted at 19:05h, 01 April

…damn…